I’m Becca. Hold my beer and watch this.Tumblr (3.0; @gatsbyparty)http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://msjewbooty.tumblr.com/post/38459594116/how-high-were-they-when-they-invented-pillows" class="tumblr_blog">msjewbooty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>how high were they when  they invented pillows</p> <p>“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”</p></blockquote>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50923128451http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50923128451Mon, 20 May 2013 14:52:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35f718bd2c6eb2d7ee9a238cb6d04a23/tumblr_mm5bzfi3Yo1qabzgyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50917202365http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50917202365Mon, 20 May 2013 13:15:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f0d7e89f1824fb60954fb69a3aa9fdf/tumblr_mn1wx2apwW1qfsziio1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3520acd756ff29d6eef61b3f66f992ac/tumblr_mn1wx2apwW1qfsziio2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/935efb8450562f253902bcdb606ae829/tumblr_mn1wx2apwW1qfsziio3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lyriumspirit.tumblr.com/post/50824761557/x">lyriumspirit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1AHAieJmLM">x</a></p> </blockquote>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50915360157http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50915360157Mon, 20 May 2013 12:44:22 -0400canonmass effect<p><a class="username" href="http://rosesollux.tumblr.com/"> </a></p> <p><a class="username" href="http://rosesollux.tumblr.com/">rosesollux</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50914705665/wow-i-just-lost-a-bunch-of-weight-using-the-official">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50914705665/wow-i-just-lost-a-bunch-of-weight-using-the-official"> WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>Ugh me too its just so much simpler than dieting.</p> </blockquote> <p>like chalking pentagrams on the floor is so much cheaper than diet pills. and i don&#8217;t have to even stand.</p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50915319116http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50915319116Mon, 20 May 2013 12:43:40 -0400rosesollux<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egbuns.tumblr.com/post/48731650294/otterthulhu-rabioheab-cool-names-for-you-to">egbuns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://otterthulhu.tumblr.com/post/45597591989">otterthulhu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabioheab.tumblr.com/post/45515852245/cool-names-for-you-to-name-your-children">rabioheab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Cool Names For You To Name Your Children</strong></p> <ol><li>Farquaad</li> <li>Farquaad II</li> <li>Farquaad III</li> <li>Farquaad IV</li> <li>Farquaad V </li> </ol></blockquote> <p>You could call them the farsquaad</p> </blockquote> <p>i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on</p> </blockquote>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50914747868http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50914747868Mon, 20 May 2013 12:33:49 -0400<p>no friend i simply sacrifice the fat to satan</p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50914705665http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50914705665Mon, 20 May 2013 12:33:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ea3c59fb4fc32177cc5a52a906019aa/tumblr_mn3s8hzeA01qcdc9bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Massachusetts in a nutshell</p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50911022519http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50911022519Mon, 20 May 2013 11:26:41 -0400massachusettsdunkin<p>editing my sister&#8217;s shitty civil war essay <em>send help</em></p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50887116165http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50887116165Mon, 20 May 2013 01:13:05 -0400<p>ugh digital art is hard party all night</p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50886748491http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50886748491Mon, 20 May 2013 01:06:24 -0400<p>i can&#8217;t believe that yahoo is fucking dead</p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50886633943http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50886633943Mon, 20 May 2013 01:04:20 -0400yahoo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5991e0939715ca08229f91319b176a4a/tumblr_mn2z69eQNP1qcdc9bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[frustrated howling]</p> <p>TABLETS ARE <em>HARD</em></p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50886329572http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50886329572Mon, 20 May 2013 00:58:57 -0400wipgatsbyparty more like gatsbyartyAUGH<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b873f2acbbe07fa5b8deeec21239472/tumblr_mn2rfjEDq81qffmouo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reapershadcat.tumblr.com/post/50874401684/yahoo-has-gon-too-far">reapershadcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR</p> </blockquote>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50880285881http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50880285881Sun, 19 May 2013 23:28:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/570b0f4d8e4bfbb88e4c04946792a8d5/tumblr_mn2ulamXec1qcdc9bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>have a smeary shep wip</p> <p>i am not enjoying this so far. my tablet work is hella sucky. but i am determined.</p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50879642052http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50879642052Sun, 19 May 2013 23:19:58 -0400femshepgatsbyparty more like gatsbyartywipugh this is so terrible to look atmy tablet work is utter shit<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fakehighschoolboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/49160091064">fakehighschoolboyfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:</p> <p>“i never knew you wanted to join the military”</p> <p>“why are you getting married”</p> <p>“that’s an awful tattoo”</p> <p>“what am i doing for the rest of my life”</p> <p>“how will i afford deodorant in college”</p> <p>“why can’t i graduate already”</p> <p>“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”</p> </blockquote>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50873058280http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50873058280Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:28 -0400the real question of college is how DO i afford deodorant<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/988b301cb09dab60e414c92d92e13b26/tumblr_mn2jxjYb8y1qg3u0ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50873026944http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50873026944Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51e5e474404ddfab4821040651429b2b/tumblr_ml4oba6lXd1s1s8rgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50872942965http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50872942965Sun, 19 May 2013 21:55:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://repeating-serenity.tumblr.com/post/50549738281/my-little-brother-wrote-about-me-for-school-and">repeating-serenity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing <span>“my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”</span></p> </blockquote>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50871982025http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50871982025Sun, 19 May 2013 21:43:00 -0400<p>y would anyone live outside of the northeast</p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50860127733http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50860127733Sun, 19 May 2013 19:04:59 -0400tornadoes?? earthquakes??tsunamis??y would u ever<p>but wait why do mras get so angry at the idea of women having safe spaces online (cos, you know, it&#8217;s <em>the internet</em>, which obviously means it&#8217;s alright to <em>completely dismiss</em> a global platform and major communication tool, whatever) when, like, the whole world is a man&#8217;s safe space</p> <p>like what is the problem with me being able to go to a website and talk about how awful and awesome men can be by turns and not have to listen to what a man has to say on feminist things</p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50859316266http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50859316266Sun, 19 May 2013 18:54:00 -0400the whole world makes me sad sometimesi just want dudes to not butt into feminist discussionsfeminismcan you tell i get annoyed when people say uhhh its just the internet<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bootymistress.tumblr.com/post/50799383271/a-summary-eurovision-for-anybody-that-ever-wondered">bootymistress</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/596f62d2baeb046bb2787be437eff582/tumblr_inline_mn1egd9Oza1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8fd93194977576ba695bbaec209f5065/tumblr_inline_mn1egjCQMJ1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e6eb005b8e388d671cac0590c64c619e/tumblr_inline_mn1egnoJgK1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/61805b4d04007979d9e3ae9f7b416acb/tumblr_inline_mn1egsnMYv1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e622364c960c3f3fba1d93f9040e6b2f/tumblr_inline_mn1eguOGus1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/354b2bf6c42b9943393338d372e8c23d/tumblr_inline_mn1egy6Hc21qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/785c2113c57b0e3cc71a635d0df89460/tumblr_inline_mn1eh0WX6i1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0340553a9d2101f86226ee05f9f115a0/tumblr_inline_mn1eh1Blx01qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1f6bca304ad3634a6e0840beae6440e0/tumblr_inline_mn1eh5MWQ31qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a2cfe0ec5dc414ddc5e95f3103982925/tumblr_inline_mn1eh75Cfp1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b4d18f9d9380cbb3fe8feffa053184a1/tumblr_inline_mn1eh95YSI1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/560a9f95fbe0924f579b3b7a287fba73/tumblr_inline_mn1ehbZvvT1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7efbf74a37517c27d719e0ed99e5bf33/tumblr_inline_mn1ehdb3Mm1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f274d2f22307b2052b99784d3c659b7b/tumblr_inline_mn1ehguWnI1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a416dd78e28a86a6608a3e61f60ddbe9/tumblr_inline_mn1ehhu4qf1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4e9e481319389d3c933ccdcd3d1ef773/tumblr_inline_mn1ehjanaH1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/458db31ac1e03b24e4eb33c6c90c28f2/tumblr_inline_mn1ehwAAvd1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/228d6977a7a72c2c85cc4a712a94bd6f/tumblr_inline_mn1ei3PW3J1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0205601386b8e993da3cf44d6ef5f0d7/tumblr_inline_mn1ei7FafB1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50857253019http://gatsbyparty.tumblr.com/post/50857253019Sun, 19 May 2013 18:26:35 -0400oh godlong post