This bonfire sucks, I was lied to. There is no goddamn beer here.

I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME REMEMBER THE NAME OF THIS BOOK

it was like a dirt poor boy living in a walled off desert city sold water to people to feed himself and found out he could use water magic or whatever? and some old dude took him to stay with other kids who could use water magic and the poor boy was the best at it even though the old dude was like. abusing them and neglecting them and eventually he left? or they killed him. 

at one point he watched dudes get flayed alive on a gibbet i think?

and at the same time there was a girl who was new to the emperor’s harem but she was in love with this poor soldier dude (not water magic dude) and the emperor had so many wives that he spent one night with them but then he died (poisoned? with small birds?) and all the women in the harem had to go to some widow city with eunuchs and then the poor soldier dude snuck in a bunch so the new girl tried to escape but she was captured and locked in a box? and eventually she got out and met water magic dude and then they ran away from the city to plan a revolutio

THERE WAS SOME KIND OF WATER BRIDGE?????? OR SOMETHING

HELP ME PLS

space jam was kind of a weird movie

acommonrose:

fuckyourfreckles:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits 

#genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite

you fuckass

#we were also unable to fathom her hurricane or my drizzle into stars or constellations or some shit

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

ok so apparently not but i probably will get an id today omfg

retaking my dumb fucking permit test today at age nineteen so i can schedule my fucking road test and get my fucking license like a productive adult

tags: #this is still lovely

yoccu:

faun-songs:

“And light shines in the darkness” the murals spoke.
The only light your eyes see is through the bottom of the glass.

this is so gorgeous i cant stand it this is the kind of stuff i want to be able to make

m tired.„„

I’m reading the secret history and I’m getting SUCH Rose and Dave impressions from Camilla and Charles.

xtina is my beer pong secret weapon

remember last summer when i was so tipsy from flip cup that i attempted to put an open beer can back into the cooler

remember last summer when i was so drunk on the beach that i skinny dipped (? i think?) and peed under a rental home’s porch and then sent jake even more embarrassing text messages

remember over winter break when i was so drunk i complained about the vodka tasting like swedish fish and then fell dead asleep 

remember that time last summer when i was so drunk i was taking slugs of tequila straight from the bottle and then i sent jake a bunch of embarrassing texts