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- Me: Well, time to get off my computer and go to bed.
- Me: Okay, now that I'm in bed, let's check the Internet from my phone.
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You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
WOW GREAT NEWS
#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN #LIL BOOTS #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL #ANIMAL FRIENDS](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r47z2OX01r6bovho1_500.jpg)
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
WOW GREAT NEWS
#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN #LIL BOOTS #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL #ANIMAL FRIENDS
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"Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman. It disrespects EVERYONE."
Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
This quote is awesome.
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- mother: get off the computer
- me: *makes chewbacca noise*
i guess that’s just how life is sometimes
(via blackmormon)
genetheto phos: ashipwithoutaname: gatsbyparty: ashipwithoutaname: gatsbyparty:...
life lkesson # 1 don’t g o on tumblr or fb opr your phone buzzed or drunk
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW…
Y BUT ITS TMI TUESDAY
YOU HAD A HALF A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE
it’s ALMOST GONE TYV MUCh
YOU NEEDA STOP
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
(via roxylalondeseyelashes)
genetheto phos: ashipwithoutaname: gatsbyparty: ashipwithoutaname: gatsbyparty:...
life lkesson # 1 don’t g o on tumblr or fb opr your phone buzzed or drunk
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW…
Y BUT ITS TMI TUESDAY
YOU HAD A HALF A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE
BETH YOU’RE DRUNK ON A TUESDAY WHAT THE FUCK
I GO T NO RESPOONSIBIKLITIES TOMORROW MORNING SO IDC
YOU’RE LITERALLY MAKING LESS SENSE THAN I DO
I watch you reblog my posts daily. You can message me.
(via ashipwithoutaname)
life lkesson # 1 don’t g o on tumblr or fb opr your phone buzzed or drunk
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT BETH
i dIDDDDDDDD
GO EAT SOME BREAD CHRIST
im not DONE YET GOD
IF YOU’RE ALREADY THIS BAD YOU’RE GONNA DIE
IM TAKIN IT SLOWER NOW
HAVE YOU EVER EVEN LOOKED AT ALCOHOL BEFORE
I HAVE ive tasted before but never had a whole glass to myself
IT’S ONLY TUESDAY
BETH YOU’RE DRUNK ON A TUESDAY WHAT THE FUCK
leeeeeeeROY JEEEENKINS
(Source: grateful-edd, via mushroooms)
life lkesson # 1 don’t g o on tumblr or fb opr your phone buzzed or drunk
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT BETH
i dIDDDDDDDD
GO EAT SOME BREAD CHRIST
im not DONE YET GOD
IF YOU’RE ALREADY THIS BAD YOU’RE GONNA DIE
IM TAKIN IT SLOWER NOW
HAVE YOU EVER EVEN LOOKED AT ALCOHOL BEFORE
